My most recent nightmare is a family of magpies which live near the stables. On my drive over to see Fletch, I often see one magpie going about his daily business. I am all a frenzy searching out the other little bugger so I can safely ride that day - you know, one for sorrow, two for joy and all that. It's just a magpie, it's just a magpie I repeat to myself and then heave a sigh of relief when I see another one. I am then safe in the knowledge that there will only be joy.
Happy Friday!
I'm riddled with superstitions.
ReplyDeleteOur new car doesn't have a volume control visible numerically. How do I know it's on an even number? I don't! We're travelling in silence until I can convince myself it feels like an even number at which point NO ONE touches the control! Ever!
I have since found out that if I blink 3 times, turn in a circle, whistle, say good morning mr magpie, salute and spit - life will be all ok again. Nutters, the lots of us!
DeleteYou needed to get a protractor on that volume control, divide and number. Silence is not an option!
This could have been written by me! I hate seeing lone magpies - there's one that must live near me. I see him all the time. Feels like I'm constantly saluting him!
ReplyDeleteThe problem is for me that the saluting doesn't work - you see a lone magpie and it's tough sh*t! I have to accept the sorrow which ensues ;-)
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