Sorry Queen, I know you have been on the throne for 60 years (however did you manage that? - I only last 2 years in a job max) but I have royally muffed the muffins. Look.
Tomorrow is P's jubilee celebrations at her pre-school and seeing as I am woman-ing the cake stall I felt I had to contribute. And as I had excessively ordered bananas from the Shopping Man/Woman last week, what a perfect opportunity to make muffins.
Obviously I am going to have to buy a packet of brownies instead, and pass them off as my own with a dusting of icing sugar.