I hope you're not eating, especially a Cadbury's mini-roll or something.
You've gotta laugh though haven't you? I was walking up a little country lane with P, dotted with houses, and noticed these beautifully labelled dog poo's. I hope the owner of the dog has seen these and duly cleared the mess. Funniest thing was, I thought the labels could be bought at Homebase - now there's a thought, a pack of 10 for £1 and we could just keep them in our pocket. Whenever we saw a turd, label it so. Brilliant.