Tuesday, 22 July 2014

School's out

No more lunch boxes.
No more spellings.
No more school trips.
No more homework.
No more uniform.
No more last minutes drop-off's.
No more last minute pick -ups.
No after-school clubs.
No after-school tantrums.
No bickering with friends.
No playground antics - adults included.
No neat hair.
No clean finger nails.
No more times-tables.
No more reading of deathly-dull-boring-yawn-making books.
No P.E.
No more working off sheets of paper.
No sitting cross-legged for hours.
No more assembly.
No prayers.
No rules, OK some rules.
No more maths.
No tests.
......and no more frigging cake sales!

What are you going to do in the holidays girls?

A: "I'm going to grow a dreadlock and take an afternoon nap...yeah a siesta!"

P: "I'm going to build a camp, make a fire, roast marshmallows...ummmmm.. and never go to bed!"


  1. No more not wearing loom bands
    Not more strikes
    No more not wearing nail polish
    No more not having lego, pebbles, treasure in your pockets
    No more grumpy teachers
    No more 'education'!

    1. Hahaha yeah planning on wearing plenty of dem loom bands all summer!